Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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