He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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