some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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