Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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