So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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