No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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