just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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