That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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