In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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