had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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