Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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