Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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