i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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