i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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