I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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