I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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