What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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