I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I can't turn off my feet"
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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