I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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