What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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