when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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