have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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