1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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