Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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