Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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