Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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