I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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