question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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