You made me cry and you don't even care
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
They took my balls.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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