I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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