Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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