No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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