Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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