I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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