Nicole vs. Life
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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