I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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