we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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