oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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