I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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