Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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