I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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