yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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