Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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