the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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