I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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