maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize