He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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