So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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