Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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