i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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